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ten fruits

three people died and went to heaven, but heaven was too packed. so, the guard of the heaven gates decided to put them to a test. "go pick ten of the same kind fruits and come back with them," he said. so the three men went off to pick their fruits.

the first man came back with ten apples. "stuff them up your ass without making a single noise," said the guard of the heaven gates. however, after stuffing up the third apple, the first man let out a cry. so, he was sent to hell instead.

the second man came back with ten cherries. "stuff them up your ass without making a simple noise," the guard repeated the rules. however, after the nineth cherry, the second man suddenly laughed. he, too, was sent to hell.

in hell, the first man asked, "you were so close to the last fruit, why did you laugh?" the second man replied, "because i saw the last man coming with ten durians!"


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